TOWIE Finale Hookups: Book the Wedding Cake or Definitely Fake?

We don’t know about you, but we’re still reeling from the Marbella special of The Only Way is Essex. As usual, the show didn’t fail to disappoint with its abundance of bitching, bickering and cliffhangers, but with such a  wealth of hook-ups and romantic clinches, we begin to wonder whether there’s more fake in the […]

We don’t know about you, but we’re still reeling from the Marbella special of The Only Way is Essex. As usual, the show didn’t fail to disappoint with its abundance of bitching, bickering and cliffhangers, but with such a  wealth of hook-ups and romantic clinches, we begin to wonder whether there’s more fake in the storylines than in the suntans…
Firstly, we had a distinctly distracted Mario suddenly proposing to a shocked Lucy on-board a private boat. We were just starting to do a little happy dance until Sam said, “Lucy doesn’t know anything that’s just gone on.” What on earth could she mean?
Then, Gemma and Arg had a pool-side showdown. Having enjoyed a cheeky snog at the end of Series Five, Gemma heard that Arg had been making comments about her weight behind her back, and told him, in no uncertain terms, that he would not be getting any of her “candy.” Poor Arg – we’d heard he has a sweet tooth as well…
Finally, Ricky and Jess announced that they’re officially a couple. With Ricky’s womanising past, are they heading for Heart-break Hotel or hearts and flowers?
Who knows where our favourite boys and girls will end up in Series 6, but we guess there’s only one way to find out: by tuning in on 22nd July 2012…