Geordie Shore Magaluf Madness: Part 2!

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf! The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment […]

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf!

The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment came the morning after ‘the fight’ when Gaz had to get a cab with both Charlotte and Vicky – awkward!

A large part this week’s show was devoted to Gaz, Charlotte and their love/hate relationship. First Charlotte said she hated him, and Gaz said she was fat. Then Gaz decided he fancied her and a bit of drunken bedroom action followed… only for Charlotte to lock herself in the bathroom the next morning and declare she hated him again…. Yeah, we struggled to keep up too!

As Vicky put it: “They’re like Romeo and Juliet…..if Romeo was a T**t.”

Aside from romance drama, the Geordie crew did what you’d expect them to when faced with unlimited alcohol, an amazing villa and a town full of clubs – partied hard! There was a pool party – Holly got her boobs out, Gaz got lucky,  a booze cruise – Gaz got lucky, and a party at the villa – Gaz got lucky… sensing a pattern here anyone?

Yes, while Gaz – and Jay- were pulling pretty much everything that moved, poor Greg and James were having no luck at all! James managed to get one cheeky snog (“I was beginning to think he couldn’t pull a muscle” said Vicky) but there was a serious lack of action for the geordie duo.

Perhaps if they’d followed Gaz’s rules for pulling they may have had more success. Yes, Gary told us all that you should “never, ever buy a girl a drink.” To be fair, it does seem to work for him!

So at the end of the holiday, relations between many of the group were pretty strained…. As far as we’re concerned, that will just make the second season even better! Can you hurry up and film it please MTV??

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Geordie Shore girls ditch the make-up!

Geordie Shore girls Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby have dared to bare all – and look nearly unrecognisable! The stars of the MTV reality show were photographed without their fake tan, eyelashes and heavy make-up for a feature in this week’s heat magazine – to show just what they look like au natural! Personally we think […]

Geordie Shore girls Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby have dared to bare all – and look nearly unrecognisable!

The stars of the MTV reality show were photographed without their fake tan, eyelashes and heavy make-up for a feature in this week’s heat magazine – to show just what they look like au natural!

Personally we think that Vicky, 23 and Charlotte, 21 are naturally beautiful girls and look brilliant without a ton of make-up, but they don’t seem to agree.

Vicky told heat magazine: “I feel much more confident with it all on: tan, concealer, foundation, powder, bronzer, blusher, mascara, eyeshadow, false lashes, the lot! I’m definitely out of my comfort zone today.”

Wow! It’s a wonder the Geordie lass can keep her head upright with all that weighing down her face!

Charlotte, too, admitted that she struggles to leave the make-up alone saying: “I’m one of those girls who’ll wake up in the morning and make a dash to the bathroom and put make-up on!

“I’ve been seeing this lad for a few weeks, and this weekend I took my make-up off for the first time. I wake up with false lashes stuck to my cheek and fake tan, foundation and mascara smeared everywhere.” Yuk! All we can say is: ladies the fresh-faced look suits you!

Oh, and exciting news concerning Geordie Shore – MTV have revealed that we don’t have to wait until the second series to get a fix of those hilarious lads and lasses – there’s a two-part special due to air TONIGHT at 10pm!

Yes, Charlotte, Gary, Vicky, Holly, Jay, James, Greg and Sophie will star in two ‘unmissable summer specials’ – as the gang are let loose on party capital Magaluf. We. can’t. wait. Check out the promo trailer for ‘Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness’ here!

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Geordie Shore Episode 6: The Final Episode = Arguing And Heartbreak!

On Monday we waved goodbye to Made In Chelsea, and now it is the turn of the one and only Geordie Shore.  Boo!  The two shows couldn’t be more different from the loud, in your face Geordies to the refined and wealthy Londoners.  They will both be sadly missed even if it was just to […]

On Monday we waved goodbye to Made In Chelsea, and now it is the turn of the one and only Geordie Shore.  Boo!  The two shows couldn’t be more different from the loud, in your face Geordies to the refined and wealthy Londoners.  They will both be sadly missed even if it was just to watch (and mock) their bizarre and crazy lifestyles.

In true Geordie Shore style the final episode of the series was full of arguing, drinking, arguing, tasching on yes you guessed it more arguing.  Holly splits up with her boyfriend which is no surprise after she has continually cheated on him throughout the time she spent in the house.  However it is when she keeps saying that she is going to leave and Jay tells her that no one cares and that since she returned he didn’t like her that things really kicked off.  Shock horror Jay and Vicky start arguing because Vicky thinks there was no need to be so harsh to Holly and “kick her when she’s already down”.  We have watched this pair arguing for the past six weeks, something I must admit I will not miss.  They really stepped it up for the last episode anyway with Vicky spitting in Jay’s face and him then throwing his drink over her.  Charming.

Poor charlotte confesses her feelings for Gaz after weeks of pretending she didn’t care (she didn’t have us fooled though!)  Gaz doesn’t want a relationship and even though he promised he wouldn’t, he brings another girl back to his room that he shares with Charlotte.  Awkward much?!  It is not surprising when Charlotte is really upset about it the next day too after pouring her heart out to the lothario himself.

Not a very happy end to the series for any of them really.  I’m sure when they return for their special summer shows that were recently filmed in Magaluf that all will have been forgotten and I bet that Jay and Vicky will be tasching on some more! I hate to think what mischief they will get up to in Magaluf as they already cause enough chaos in their home town! I will of course be watching the show though, these reality shows get addictive as you can’t help but want to know what on earth they are going to do next!  Ah, what will we do without them all?

Fear not Geordie Shore fans, I guess they will be back soon enough!  Magaluf on the other hand… prepare yourself!!!

This song just about sums up our prediction for their Maga trip:

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Geordie Shore, Episode 5: Holly Returns And Jay Is Caught Out!

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of […]

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of eyelashes worn at the same time.  (You may still be confused, in this case look here.)

This week they all took a trip to the beach but seemed separated into boys vs. girls with an unhappy Vicky.  A well favoured past time on the Jersey Shore show but in the Geordie version the girls are wearing Uggs and were probably the only people on the beach, because let’s face it this is the UK not the USA.  The group then decide to have separate boys and girls nights out but low and behold, shock horror they end up in the same club and together again.  Further shock horror, Jay and Vicky end up ‘tasching on’ yet again!  Charlotte and Gaz get together yet again!  And last but not least Holly is sick yet again.  If it wasn’t for the change of outfits, I would swear I had been watching the same episode on repeat!

So with Jay and Vicky ‘tasching on’ at any chance they get – in between fighting that is – does this mean there is some true romance from the show?  Ha don’t be silly!  Later in the episode, the guys were working at a hen party where Jay was caught in a compromising position with one of the ‘ladies’ round the back of the hall.  What a beautiful moment of British television.

Back to Holly.  Remember when we said Holly was the one with the boyfriend? One of the reasons she left in the first place was because the rest of the gang gave her such a hard time for cheating on her boyfriend, yet she swans back in and straight away is “in there like swimwear” with other blokes.  Did you not learn your lesson last time Hol?  I guess not!

Well last week is set to be the last in the series.  What will we do without it?  Who will there be to shamelessly judge and love all at the same time?!  We hear rumours of a summer special filmed in Magaluf… oh please let it be true!!!