TOWIE is back, and it’s better than ever! If you missed last night’s episode, here’s a quick summary of all the latest drama! Enjoy!
Lydia, her mum Debbie and Joey head to a car boot sale for the day – Joey has to be told that no, car boot sales do not in fact only sell Ugg Boots – but he quickly perks up when Lydia helps him find a pair of painfully tight-looking vintage jeans.
Harry’s brother Ronnie is introduced as a new character, but he hasn’t really said much yet – just mumbled “you know I don’t have a problem with you being gay, don’t you?” ahhh, how lovely!
The rest of Essex have gone fitness crazy! Mark attempted yoga to keep his mind off his self-imposed celibacy, only to find that the yoga class was packed with amazingly hot women! “Everywhere I looked there were boobs, bums and more bums!” He wailed.
We wish we looked like those perfectly styled girls! When we do yoga, you’re more likely to find us in a baggy old t-shirt and scruffy shorts – with a sweaty, red face to boot! Still, this is Essex … where apparently even the gym is treated like a catwalk!
Meanwhile, Dino, Arg and Gemma head out to the park for some training, but seem to be doing more shuffling on the spot that actual exercise. As they pretend to do a few press-ups, Lucy and new boyfriend Mario run past – clad in skimpy gym wear, obvs. “Do you think we’ll ever be as skinny as Lucy?” sighed Gemma.
Well we think Gem looks amazing as she is! So did Mick clearly, when she met up with him to discuss holding a ‘singles night’ at the Sugar Hut – his eyes nearly popped out his head! Serves you right for passing over Ms Collins when you had the chance Mick!
It’s a good think our Gem is over Mick though – because Maria (Who Kirk famously called an ‘extra’ last series) seems keen to get her claws in! “Would you be Kirk’s mummy then?” smirked Mick. Ugh, creepy.
Joey didn’t have much luck at Gemma’s singles night though – mostly due to the fact his new car-boot sale vintage jeans were a little tighter than even he was comfortable with. “Are you alright? You keep touching yourself?” asked one concerned girl!
Lydia and Arg went for a romantic meal while all this single-mingling was going on – only for Mark to crash the date because he was ‘feeling lonely’. Arg found it hilarious, Lydia – not so much. We don’t blame her!
SO, now you’re up to date – what do you think of the latest goings-on? We’re loving all the new characters, and think this is the best series yet!