Geordie Shore ‘Magaluf Madness’ Part 1: Mint!

Those Geordie lads and lasses returned to our screens last night, in the first of a two-part special that sees the gang head to party capital Magaluf. “There are literally no girls left in Newcastle, I’ve been through them all – so where better to go than Magaluf?” Said Gaz. Well, if that isn’t a […]

Those Geordie lads and lasses returned to our screens last night, in the first of a two-part special that sees the gang head to party capital Magaluf.

“There are literally no girls left in Newcastle, I’ve been through them all – so where better to go than Magaluf?” Said Gaz. Well, if that isn’t a good enough reason for a holiday then we don’t know what is!

It appears that relations between the Geordie crew had reached breaking point by the end of the first series – leading Vicky to consider if she even wanted to take part.

“I could go away to Magaluf, get a tan and have fun…but at the end of the day I’m gonna have to be with that bunch of b*llends aren’t I?” she moaned.

Still, it seems this wasn’t enough to keep her away from party, as she turned up anyway- just in time to see former flame Jay wrapped around two nearly-naked girls. We’re pretty sure you can imagine what happened next – explosive isn’t the word!

This trend continued for most of the show, with arguments raging between our fave Geordie lads and lasses. Clearly sharing a house, a Jacuzzi and in some cases – love interests – doesn’t make for the most tranquil of holidays!

But it wasn’t all shouting and screaming. The trailer for the show used the slogan ‘We’re going to get on it’, and get on it they did. Strip clubs, Wet T-Shirt competitions, nakedness and general partying were all involved in the quest to have a “mint” time.

As the episode continued, it was clear to see there was a definite divide between the boys and girls, as each group attempted to ‘tash on’ with as many members of the opposite sex as possible.

We weren’t really surprised, after all James had warned us that he was heading to Spain’s top clubbing destination purely to “bang birds” and “get mortal”.

Say what you like about Geordie Shore and its stars – there’s no denying that it’s unmissable TV. Tune in next Tuesday at 10pm for the second instalment of ‘Magaluf Madness!’