Dirty Sexy Things Episode 7: Sink or Swim

It was Charlotte’s birthday this week, and sort-of-boyfriend BB organized a special day for his sort-of-lady – taking her and the rest of the gang to a Burlesque workshop. Of course, what could say ‘Happy Birthday’ better than watching a group of your gorgeous mates strip off? Needless to say, Jesse – who whips his […]

It was Charlotte’s birthday this week, and sort-of-boyfriend BB organized a special day for his sort-of-lady – taking her and the rest of the gang to a Burlesque workshop.

Of course, what could say ‘Happy Birthday’ better than watching a group of your gorgeous mates strip off? Needless to say, Jesse – who whips his clothes off at any opportunity- had a brilliant time, and his general state of nakedness continued for most of the episode.

Yep, ‘I want to be pushed as a photographer’ Perou revealed that this week’s big shoot would take place in the nude. As if that weren’t enough to deal with – particularly for Jay, who has body issues – the models were also told they would be photographed while TIED to the bottom of a deep swimming pool.

Now, we admit that we normally have a bit of a giggle at the model strops and diva behaviour on the show, but this was one challenge that had even us feeling a bit nervous – and we weren’t the ones relying on two scuba divers with an airtank to breathe!

Despite the difficult conditions, both Jay and Charlotte managed to nail Perou’s ‘ethereal mermaid’ brief, but Rob, BB and Jesse all struggled.  BB in particular had a particularly panicked look in all his photos – although we can’t say we blame him, we’d have run a mile when the words ‘very deep water’ and ‘tied to the bottom’ were used in the same sentence!

In other news, Jesse got turned down for a presenting job with T4 and preformed with his band for the cameras ( is there any career path the posh lad hasn’t turned his hand to?) Rob decided not to move to Milan (what an anti-climax) and Jessye B… well she didn’t really do much of anything in this episode! As for where Ocean Moon’s disappeared to… well that’s anyone’s guess.

Lastly, quote of the week has to go to Charlotte, who said Jesse looked like a ‘Chicken in a battery cage’ while attempting the sultry art of burlesque! Nice!

What did you think of episode 7? We just can’t get enough of those dirty, sexy things!