It’s All Change For TOWIE With Amy Childs’ Departure!

After weeks of speculation it was confirmed last week that Amy Childs had quit BAFTA winning show TOWIE in favour of pursuing other work.  As one of the most popular characters from the show, I wonder what effect it will have on viewing figures! The bosses of TOWIE banned her from taking part in Celebrity […]

After weeks of speculation it was confirmed last week that Amy Childs had quit BAFTA winning show TOWIE in favour of pursuing other work.  As one of the most popular characters from the show, I wonder what effect it will have on viewing figures!

The bosses of TOWIE banned her from taking part in Celebrity Big Brother as they want their cast to remain normal and “real people.”  Err, too late I think!  Have they not seen all the constant press on the TOWIE crew?

What will the show be without our favourite vajazzler?  Her former co-star James aka Arg doesn’t think that her departure will make much difference to the show.  “In series two she was only in it now and then and series two was just as big as series one, if not bigger.  Obviously Amy will be missed but I think from how series two was received it proves the show is more than capable of carrying on without her.”

Personally I think the cast have all just gotten a little bit too big for their boots.  The best thing about TOWIE was the simplicity of it yet throughout the summer all we have seen are the cast posing on holiday, at premieres and promoting a whole host of different products.  Not to mention the battle of the TOWIE babes for who looks the best/the skinniest/the most tanned etc etc etc!  I don’t see how they can go back to filming TOWIE thinking it will be same because let’s face it they no longer have normal lives.

Well now that Amy is free of TOWIE she is set to appear on the new Big Brother alongside the likes of Kerry Katona and Jedward.  She has also already done some TV presenting on ITV’s This Morning which I assume is just the start of her new TV career.  As much as I love TOWIE, the fame that these guys have suddenly acquired was of course going to change some things for the show.  As for the rumours that bosses are pushing for the show to be on 48 weeks a year like Casualty, the words “too much of a good thing…” definitely come to mind!!!  Leave it as it is please so we can cherish the TOWIE moments instead of it being a regular occurrence!

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TOWIE’s Kirk Norcross And Lauren Pope With Matching… Nosejobs??

Aww how sweet…kind of!  Is this the latest his and hers trend?  It used to be matching outfits, cars and sometimes even (unfortunately) haircuts.  But check this out, Lauren Pope and Kirk Norcross have taken it a step further and only gone and gotten his and hers nose jobs.  Bonding over the breaking of bones?  […]

Aww how sweet…kind of!  Is this the latest his and hers trend?  It used to be matching outfits, cars and sometimes even (unfortunately) haircuts.  But check this out, Lauren Pope and Kirk Norcross have taken it a step further and only gone and gotten his and hers nose jobs.  Bonding over the breaking of bones?  How romantic.

Unlikely many other people in the spotlight, the pair have been more than open about their surgery and used Twitter to publicly announce they were both very happy with the results.  They were so public with it, you wonder if they were offered some form of discount for promotion of the company!  They proudly paraded folders with the company’s names about and tweeted them once home from the surgery.  Well, job complete if that’s the case.  One tweet from Lauren said: “Some of u prob seen already bt me n Kirk did both go to @MYA_Tweet for nose surgery this wkend n really happy with how well it went! Both at home recovering like a pair of plums together with our casts on but got to say ive not had any pain at all just a bit uncomfortable!”
Lauren said that hers was just to remove a bump that she had previously fixed with fillers but wanted something more permanent and Kirk’s was to reset his nose after it was broken whilst boxing with TOWIE co-star Mark Wright.

Only last week the pair were spotted looking at wedding rings in London’s Hatton Garden which is apparently one of the best places to buy engagement and wedding rings.  After Kirk’s cutesy way of giving Lauren a key to his house and asking her to move in, we can’t wait to see how he would propose to her.  Now that their noses are fixed, even though there didn’t really seem any real need to get them done, maybe they feel fully ready to get engaged!  A wedding might be the ideal time for our Gems to make her move on Kirk’s Dad Mick! Well excited already babes!!!

TOWIE Reem Boat Joey Essex signs a record deal!!?

TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING! […]

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TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING!

The aspiring Essex Eminem can be heard belting out such phrases as ‘I wanna look reem, smell reem, be reem’, and ‘No carbs before Marbs!’. A music source told the News Of The World “The TOWIE cast are all household names now especially among teenagers who buy music online. Joey could have a big hit on his hands” and Joey’s manager, Dave Read, stated: “We’ve produced a fun club track that Joey is very proud of”.

Joey is well known because of his appearance in ITV2′s hit BAFTA winning show The Only Way Is Essex and since then, his orange uggs, Reem catch  phrase and naive, often dopey innocence has endeared him to the nation. Basically, we love him!

This track, especially if it catches on, will cement him as a household name. Even if it is awful, many fans will buy it for it’s obvious tongue-in-cheek nature. I know I will definitely be buying it after release. Even more if there is a massive push to make it number one!

I also have my fears if it becomes a huge success, as it might open a huge floodgate of TOWIE related products. Could you imagine an Arg Fitness Video, a Mark Wright prose on the works of Shakespeare, a Mr. Darcy brand of sausage or even a  Nanny Pat line of swimming hats and hairnets (to be honest, I would probably buy one of those).

Whatever the case, I cannot wait for the new single by Mr.Essex and look forward to hearing it on a dance floor very very soon!