Geordie Shore Magaluf Madness: Part 2!

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf! The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment […]

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf!

The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment came the morning after ‘the fight’ when Gaz had to get a cab with both Charlotte and Vicky – awkward!

A large part this week’s show was devoted to Gaz, Charlotte and their love/hate relationship. First Charlotte said she hated him, and Gaz said she was fat. Then Gaz decided he fancied her and a bit of drunken bedroom action followed… only for Charlotte to lock herself in the bathroom the next morning and declare she hated him again…. Yeah, we struggled to keep up too!

As Vicky put it: “They’re like Romeo and Juliet…..if Romeo was a T**t.”

Aside from romance drama, the Geordie crew did what you’d expect them to when faced with unlimited alcohol, an amazing villa and a town full of clubs – partied hard! There was a pool party – Holly got her boobs out, Gaz got lucky,  a booze cruise – Gaz got lucky, and a party at the villa – Gaz got lucky… sensing a pattern here anyone?

Yes, while Gaz – and Jay- were pulling pretty much everything that moved, poor Greg and James were having no luck at all! James managed to get one cheeky snog (“I was beginning to think he couldn’t pull a muscle” said Vicky) but there was a serious lack of action for the geordie duo.

Perhaps if they’d followed Gaz’s rules for pulling they may have had more success. Yes, Gary told us all that you should “never, ever buy a girl a drink.” To be fair, it does seem to work for him!

So at the end of the holiday, relations between many of the group were pretty strained…. As far as we’re concerned, that will just make the second season even better! Can you hurry up and film it please MTV??

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Geordie Shore ‘Magaluf Madness’ Part 1: Mint!

Those Geordie lads and lasses returned to our screens last night, in the first of a two-part special that sees the gang head to party capital Magaluf. “There are literally no girls left in Newcastle, I’ve been through them all – so where better to go than Magaluf?” Said Gaz. Well, if that isn’t a […]

Those Geordie lads and lasses returned to our screens last night, in the first of a two-part special that sees the gang head to party capital Magaluf.

“There are literally no girls left in Newcastle, I’ve been through them all – so where better to go than Magaluf?” Said Gaz. Well, if that isn’t a good enough reason for a holiday then we don’t know what is!

It appears that relations between the Geordie crew had reached breaking point by the end of the first series – leading Vicky to consider if she even wanted to take part.

“I could go away to Magaluf, get a tan and have fun…but at the end of the day I’m gonna have to be with that bunch of b*llends aren’t I?” she moaned.

Still, it seems this wasn’t enough to keep her away from party, as she turned up anyway- just in time to see former flame Jay wrapped around two nearly-naked girls. We’re pretty sure you can imagine what happened next – explosive isn’t the word!

This trend continued for most of the show, with arguments raging between our fave Geordie lads and lasses. Clearly sharing a house, a Jacuzzi and in some cases – love interests – doesn’t make for the most tranquil of holidays!

But it wasn’t all shouting and screaming. The trailer for the show used the slogan ‘We’re going to get on it’, and get on it they did. Strip clubs, Wet T-Shirt competitions, nakedness and general partying were all involved in the quest to have a “mint” time.

As the episode continued, it was clear to see there was a definite divide between the boys and girls, as each group attempted to ‘tash on’ with as many members of the opposite sex as possible.

We weren’t really surprised, after all James had warned us that he was heading to Spain’s top clubbing destination purely to “bang birds” and “get mortal”.

Say what you like about Geordie Shore and its stars – there’s no denying that it’s unmissable TV. Tune in next Tuesday at 10pm for the second instalment of ‘Magaluf Madness!’

Geordie Shore girls ditch the make-up!

Geordie Shore girls Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby have dared to bare all – and look nearly unrecognisable! The stars of the MTV reality show were photographed without their fake tan, eyelashes and heavy make-up for a feature in this week’s heat magazine – to show just what they look like au natural! Personally we think […]

Geordie Shore girls Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby have dared to bare all – and look nearly unrecognisable!

The stars of the MTV reality show were photographed without their fake tan, eyelashes and heavy make-up for a feature in this week’s heat magazine – to show just what they look like au natural!

Personally we think that Vicky, 23 and Charlotte, 21 are naturally beautiful girls and look brilliant without a ton of make-up, but they don’t seem to agree.

Vicky told heat magazine: “I feel much more confident with it all on: tan, concealer, foundation, powder, bronzer, blusher, mascara, eyeshadow, false lashes, the lot! I’m definitely out of my comfort zone today.”

Wow! It’s a wonder the Geordie lass can keep her head upright with all that weighing down her face!

Charlotte, too, admitted that she struggles to leave the make-up alone saying: “I’m one of those girls who’ll wake up in the morning and make a dash to the bathroom and put make-up on!

“I’ve been seeing this lad for a few weeks, and this weekend I took my make-up off for the first time. I wake up with false lashes stuck to my cheek and fake tan, foundation and mascara smeared everywhere.” Yuk! All we can say is: ladies the fresh-faced look suits you!

Oh, and exciting news concerning Geordie Shore – MTV have revealed that we don’t have to wait until the second series to get a fix of those hilarious lads and lasses – there’s a two-part special due to air TONIGHT at 10pm!

Yes, Charlotte, Gary, Vicky, Holly, Jay, James, Greg and Sophie will star in two ‘unmissable summer specials’ – as the gang are let loose on party capital Magaluf. We. can’t. wait. Check out the promo trailer for ‘Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness’ here!

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