Loose Women Lose Some Of Their Women, But Who Will Replace Them??

Last week came the news that regular anchor Kate Thornton and panellist Zoe Tyler had been sacked from ITV’s show Loose Women in an attempt to boost flailing ratings.  There have been several people believed to be in line to take over and join Lisa Maxwell, Carol McGiffin, Denise Welch, Andrea McLean and Lynda Ellingham […]

Last week came the news that regular anchor Kate Thornton and panellist Zoe Tyler had been sacked from ITV’s show Loose Women in an attempt to boost flailing ratings.  There have been several people believed to be in line to take over and join Lisa Maxwell, Carol McGiffin, Denise Welch, Andrea McLean and Lynda Ellingham who have all signed new deals to stay on the show.

It is no surprise that new people are needed for a show like this though as surely it needs to be kept fresh to keep the attention of viewers!  With the likes of comediennes Dawn French and Caroline Aherne thought to be joining the show, it is sure to be kept amusing and would certainly provide that much needed breath of fresh air.  I think Dawn French would be brilliant on Loose Women!! Also in talks with the show is ex-Corrie star Sally Lindsay and also Carol Vorderman.

Whoever gets chosen will not be on the show until September this year once the show returns after its summer break.  The shake-up of the show was realised when the viewing figures fell massively from over 2 million daily to a mere 700,000 which was even less than the antiques programme Bargain Hunt.  It will be interesting to see if the show just needs some new faces or maybe they just need to accept that the show itself is a bit stale and it is nothing to do with the presenters!  Only time will tell, but till then I will have my fingers crossed that soon we will be able to get a daily dose of the lovely Dawn French!!!

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TOWIE Reem Boat Joey Essex signs a record deal!!?

TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING! […]

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TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING!

The aspiring Essex Eminem can be heard belting out such phrases as ‘I wanna look reem, smell reem, be reem’, and ‘No carbs before Marbs!’. A music source told the News Of The World “The TOWIE cast are all household names now especially among teenagers who buy music online. Joey could have a big hit on his hands” and Joey’s manager, Dave Read, stated: “We’ve produced a fun club track that Joey is very proud of”.

Joey is well known because of his appearance in ITV2′s hit BAFTA winning show The Only Way Is Essex and since then, his orange uggs, Reem catch  phrase and naive, often dopey innocence has endeared him to the nation. Basically, we love him!

This track, especially if it catches on, will cement him as a household name. Even if it is awful, many fans will buy it for it’s obvious tongue-in-cheek nature. I know I will definitely be buying it after release. Even more if there is a massive push to make it number one!

I also have my fears if it becomes a huge success, as it might open a huge floodgate of TOWIE related products. Could you imagine an Arg Fitness Video, a Mark Wright prose on the works of Shakespeare, a Mr. Darcy brand of sausage or even a  Nanny Pat line of swimming hats and hairnets (to be honest, I would probably buy one of those).

Whatever the case, I cannot wait for the new single by Mr.Essex and look forward to hearing it on a dance floor very very soon!