Geordie Shore Magaluf Madness: Part 2!

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf! The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment […]

The two-part Geordie Shore special continued on Tuesday night – as those Geordie lads and lasses continued to ‘get mortal’ in party capital Magaluf!

The episode kicked off with a huge argument between the girls and the boys – leaving tensions high and a clear divide for the rest of the trip. Our favourite moment came the morning after ‘the fight’ when Gaz had to get a cab with both Charlotte and Vicky – awkward!

A large part this week’s show was devoted to Gaz, Charlotte and their love/hate relationship. First Charlotte said she hated him, and Gaz said she was fat. Then Gaz decided he fancied her and a bit of drunken bedroom action followed… only for Charlotte to lock herself in the bathroom the next morning and declare she hated him again…. Yeah, we struggled to keep up too!

As Vicky put it: “They’re like Romeo and Juliet…..if Romeo was a T**t.”

Aside from romance drama, the Geordie crew did what you’d expect them to when faced with unlimited alcohol, an amazing villa and a town full of clubs – partied hard! There was a pool party – Holly got her boobs out, Gaz got lucky,  a booze cruise – Gaz got lucky, and a party at the villa – Gaz got lucky… sensing a pattern here anyone?

Yes, while Gaz – and Jay- were pulling pretty much everything that moved, poor Greg and James were having no luck at all! James managed to get one cheeky snog (“I was beginning to think he couldn’t pull a muscle” said Vicky) but there was a serious lack of action for the geordie duo.

Perhaps if they’d followed Gaz’s rules for pulling they may have had more success. Yes, Gary told us all that you should “never, ever buy a girl a drink.” To be fair, it does seem to work for him!

So at the end of the holiday, relations between many of the group were pretty strained…. As far as we’re concerned, that will just make the second season even better! Can you hurry up and film it please MTV??

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Geordie Shore, Episode 5: Holly Returns And Jay Is Caught Out!

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of […]

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of eyelashes worn at the same time.  (You may still be confused, in this case look here.)

This week they all took a trip to the beach but seemed separated into boys vs. girls with an unhappy Vicky.  A well favoured past time on the Jersey Shore show but in the Geordie version the girls are wearing Uggs and were probably the only people on the beach, because let’s face it this is the UK not the USA.  The group then decide to have separate boys and girls nights out but low and behold, shock horror they end up in the same club and together again.  Further shock horror, Jay and Vicky end up ‘tasching on’ yet again!  Charlotte and Gaz get together yet again!  And last but not least Holly is sick yet again.  If it wasn’t for the change of outfits, I would swear I had been watching the same episode on repeat!

So with Jay and Vicky ‘tasching on’ at any chance they get – in between fighting that is – does this mean there is some true romance from the show?  Ha don’t be silly!  Later in the episode, the guys were working at a hen party where Jay was caught in a compromising position with one of the ‘ladies’ round the back of the hall.  What a beautiful moment of British television.

Back to Holly.  Remember when we said Holly was the one with the boyfriend? One of the reasons she left in the first place was because the rest of the gang gave her such a hard time for cheating on her boyfriend, yet she swans back in and straight away is “in there like swimwear” with other blokes.  Did you not learn your lesson last time Hol?  I guess not!

Well last week is set to be the last in the series.  What will we do without it?  Who will there be to shamelessly judge and love all at the same time?!  We hear rumours of a summer special filmed in Magaluf… oh please let it be true!!!