TOWIE Reem Boat Joey Essex signs a record deal!!?

TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING! […]

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TOWIE heart throb Joey Essex has signed a six-figure record deal and will be releasing his premiere single very soon. The track will be recorded and produced by 360 Records and will be called (drumroll) – Reem. Joey will be teaming up with super sexy girl band Miss Millionaire to make the hit, on which he will also be RAPPING!

The aspiring Essex Eminem can be heard belting out such phrases as ‘I wanna look reem, smell reem, be reem’, and ‘No carbs before Marbs!’. A music source told the News Of The World “The TOWIE cast are all household names now especially among teenagers who buy music online. Joey could have a big hit on his hands” and Joey’s manager, Dave Read, stated: “We’ve produced a fun club track that Joey is very proud of”.

Joey is well known because of his appearance in ITV2′s hit BAFTA winning show The Only Way Is Essex and since then, his orange uggs, Reem catch  phrase and naive, often dopey innocence has endeared him to the nation. Basically, we love him!

This track, especially if it catches on, will cement him as a household name. Even if it is awful, many fans will buy it for it’s obvious tongue-in-cheek nature. I know I will definitely be buying it after release. Even more if there is a massive push to make it number one!

I also have my fears if it becomes a huge success, as it might open a huge floodgate of TOWIE related products. Could you imagine an Arg Fitness Video, a Mark Wright prose on the works of Shakespeare, a Mr. Darcy brand of sausage or even a  Nanny Pat line of swimming hats and hairnets (to be honest, I would probably buy one of those).

Whatever the case, I cannot wait for the new single by Mr.Essex and look forward to hearing it on a dance floor very very soon!