Dirty Sexy Things Episode 8: All good things come to an end!

Last night saw the last ever episode of E4’s Dirty Sexy Things *sob* and left us wondering what we’ll do without our weekly glimpse in to the crazy world of modelling! The episode kicked off with the usual silly – and brilliant – banter between the 8 featured models, with a farewell dinner at BB’s. […]

Last night saw the last ever episode of E4’s Dirty Sexy Things *sob* and left us wondering what we’ll do without our weekly glimpse in to the crazy world of modelling!

The episode kicked off with the usual silly – and brilliant – banter between the 8 featured models, with a farewell dinner at BB’s. There was lovely food, lots of alcohol and even more gaffa tape… hang on, what?

Yes, a playful scuffle ended with Jay mummified in almost an entire roll of gaffa tape by BB, who lept to the defence of his lady Charlotte. Poor Jay – although it did prove to be the only successful attempt at keeping him quiet!

With the final episode came the last shoot with photographer Perou, who for once allowed the models to wear some clothes – in the most glamorous shoot yet! Charlotte, Ocean, BB, Jay and the rest of the gang posed for a sexy group shot, dressed in sharp suits, beautiful dresses and naughty suspenders.

Of course, the fact that outfits had been provided wasn’t going to stop Jesse boy from getting his kit off one more time! The cheeky chappy stripped down to his birthday suit again, and streaked through the grounds of the posh manor house where the shoot was taking place. Unluckily for him, the boys decided to play a prank and stole his clothes – whoops!

Finally, it was time for Perou’s exhibition – a showcase of his favourite photos from the previous eight weeks. He warned the models that some of them were likely to be disappointed – and he wasn’t wrong!

While Charlotte – who Perou admitted was his ‘favourite’ – and Ocean Moon had two solo shots in the exhibition, Jay and Jesse boy were shocked to realise they featured only in the group shots.

Scandalized stares aside, Perou’s showcase was an amazing success – and it was clear just how far the eight beautiful people have come as models in such a short time.

BB in particular noticed the contrast between his original ‘dancer pose’ photo and his striking Iceland based shot. The same can’t be said for his mother though, who received an earful from BB when she simply said the photo was ‘nice’! ‘Can’t you think of a better word?!’ Screeched BB.

And so the episode drew to a close, with kind-of-couple Charlotte and BB saying a tearful goodbye at the airport, where BB was due to jet off to Australia. We have to admit, we struggled to control our emotions, and not just because we love a good romance. No, we just don’t know what we’re going to do without those Dirty Sexy Things!

What do you think? Do you want to see another series?