The Bachelor UK Episode 5: “I found something out about you…something shocking”

Oh Em Geeee, this week’s episode of The Bachelor was a drama-filled extravaganza! With rumours and intrigue flying around, Gavin was led to question absolutely everything about a certain girl… but let’s start from the beginning! Gav and the girls jetted off to Italy for the second half of the competition, and celebrated with a […]

Oh Em Geeee, this week’s episode of The Bachelor was a drama-filled extravaganza! With rumours and intrigue flying around, Gavin was led to question absolutely everything about a certain girl… but let’s start from the beginning!

Gav and the girls jetted off to Italy for the second half of the competition, and celebrated with a masquerade ball.  “I feel like a princess” sighed Zivile, as the girls were laced into corsets, squished into white wigs, and given traditional venetian masks. Hmmm… didn’t look quite like Cinderella to us!

Earlier in the day, two of Gavin’s close friends had spoken to each of the girls individually, to give Gavin their take on his lovely ladies. Based on these ‘interviews’ they selected three girls who would dance with Gavin at the ball – April, Layla and Zivile.

Of course, ex-Strictly Come Dancing contestant Gavin was a whizz on the dance-floor, waltzing the girls around like a true professional! Sadly, the same couldn’t be said for Layla… “Oh Gosh Gavin, I’m awful!” she giggled.

While petite Layla may have impressed both Gavin and his mates so far– she had better watch out for blonde duo Morgan and Carianne – who channelled the ‘ugly sisters’ and spent the majority of the evening huddled in a corner, whispering and shooting furious glances at the chosen girls!

Morgan shouldn’t have worried though, as she was selected for the next date. A fishing trip. Yes, glamour model Morgan didn’t look too impressed either! She joined Angharad and Georgie for the fish-themed expedition, and became the fourth girl to steal a snog from the bachelor…steamy!

However, it soon became clear that the intimacy had left Morgan feeling guilty… and she revealed a shocking secret to Gavin! Apparently, best friend Carianne kissed a member of the film crew whilst in the South of France. As we said before, Oh Em Gee.

All hell broke loose, with a genuinely upset looking Gavin thrown in to complete confusion. After confronting Carianne (“I did not kiss him”) Gav was left with the old age dilemma, just who was telling the truth?

All this drama made for the most explosive pre-rose ceremony cocktail party to date! With Carianne exiled (aka sent to a hotel to await Gav’s decision) Mr. Henson wasted no time filling the rest of the girls in on the situation – who in turn were quick to tell him exactly what they thought of Carianne!

Finally! We’ve watched for week’s as the squeaky-voiced one spread venom and gossip around the house, only to appear nice as pie whenever Gavin was around. We have to admit, we may have done a little cheer when Zivile said: “I’ve never met such a two faced….bastard!” Ok, maybe not the exact words we would have chosen, but… go zivelle go!

Admist all this scandal, the rose ceremony almost paled into insignificance – but was still as tense as ever. Keshia and Nikki stared at Gavin with identical pleading expressions when they found themselves in the final two… only for Gavin to produce an extra rose, and keep all the remaining eight in the competition!

What does this mean? Will Carianne be sent home – or will Gavin believe her story, that Morgan is making the whole thing up? There’s only one way to find out… by tuning in next week! We know we will be.

Geordie Shore, Episode 5: Holly Returns And Jay Is Caught Out!

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of […]

Are we seeing things or is that Holly back??? What?  After her rapid departure a few weeks back which took the other housemates hours to even notice, I definitely didn’t expect to see her back again!  Still struggling to place her?  She’s the one with the boyfriend, the FF’s and the 20 billion pairs of eyelashes worn at the same time.  (You may still be confused, in this case look here.)

This week they all took a trip to the beach but seemed separated into boys vs. girls with an unhappy Vicky.  A well favoured past time on the Jersey Shore show but in the Geordie version the girls are wearing Uggs and were probably the only people on the beach, because let’s face it this is the UK not the USA.  The group then decide to have separate boys and girls nights out but low and behold, shock horror they end up in the same club and together again.  Further shock horror, Jay and Vicky end up ‘tasching on’ yet again!  Charlotte and Gaz get together yet again!  And last but not least Holly is sick yet again.  If it wasn’t for the change of outfits, I would swear I had been watching the same episode on repeat!

So with Jay and Vicky ‘tasching on’ at any chance they get – in between fighting that is – does this mean there is some true romance from the show?  Ha don’t be silly!  Later in the episode, the guys were working at a hen party where Jay was caught in a compromising position with one of the ‘ladies’ round the back of the hall.  What a beautiful moment of British television.

Back to Holly.  Remember when we said Holly was the one with the boyfriend? One of the reasons she left in the first place was because the rest of the gang gave her such a hard time for cheating on her boyfriend, yet she swans back in and straight away is “in there like swimwear” with other blokes.  Did you not learn your lesson last time Hol?  I guess not!

Well last week is set to be the last in the series.  What will we do without it?  Who will there be to shamelessly judge and love all at the same time?!  We hear rumours of a summer special filmed in Magaluf… oh please let it be true!!!