Dirty Sexy Things Episode 5: Fur Coats No Knickers!

It’s that time of week again when we are flung into the modelling industry with photographer Perou and his 8 chosen models.  This week Perou’s chosen four models BB, Jesse, Charlotte and Ariella were taken to the very beautiful Iceland.  Not only were they taking part in Perou’s weekly photo shoot but they were also […]

It’s that time of week again when we are flung into the modelling industry with photographer Perou and his 8 chosen models.  This week Perou’s chosen four models BB, Jesse, Charlotte and Ariella were taken to the very beautiful Iceland.  Not only were they taking part in Perou’s weekly photo shoot but they were also walking the runway at Reykjavik fashion week wearing some crazy Icelandic designs.

Thankfully there was no sign of “Lord Rob” and there was no sign of drunken antics from Jay, but an unfortunate image of him receiving colonic therapy.  He was off detoxing with his mum after his embarrassing drunken antics and his bad attitude.  Glad to hear this, hopefully he will be less annoying now!  The lucky four that went to Iceland were sent off to an amazing looking hot spring spa type thing which was ruined a bit by Ariella’s annoying and childish behaviour.  She is right up there in the annoying stakes with Rob!

Now after last week, you would have thought that they would have had enough of fish!  Yet this week they head to a top fish restaurant and it definitely isn’t for the faint hearted.  It wasn’t your usual fish dishes though as they were served smoked eel, shark and whale fat.  Oh and how could we forget the special Icelandic dish that consisted of rotten fish?  It made me feel queasy just watching them serve it up never mind the thought of actually eating it.

Anyway, this week’s photo shoot with Perou was described by him as “fur coats no knickers.”  Now with prim and proper Ariella meant to be taking part in the shoot who has previously refused to wear a leotard because she thought it was too skimpy, is it practical to think she will take part in something described as fur coats, no knickers?  They were all painted black like the volcanic sands of Iceland and draped in fake fur.

Surprisingly Ariella does actually take part although is clearly not too happy about it and shows insecurities that you don’t expect models to have.  She turned up but didn’t impress!  Oh well, I have to admit I’m quite happy when Perou says he never wants to see Ariella at a photo shoot again.  Till next week then my friends…!

Dirty Sexy Things Episode 3: It’s Like Hanging Out With Your Mate’s Troubled Little Brother!

Ok, I have to admit that I actually enjoyed this program this week!  Why do i seem to get sucked into all these shows eventually?  Oh well, this week was less of a borefest than last week, maybe because they all seemed less forced and less scripted! I definitely have my favourites or should I […]

Ok, I have to admit that I actually enjoyed this program this week!  Why do i seem to get sucked into all these shows eventually?  Oh well, this week was less of a borefest than last week, maybe because they all seemed less forced and less scripted!

I definitely have my favourites or should I say I know who is definitely not my favourite!  Yeah I mean you ‘Lord’ Rob!  Why does he talk about his girlfriend so much?  He tells us about her in every single episode but it’s the same kind of stuff that he tells us every time too.  Boring!  Frankly I don’t care and why is there any need to share this pointless information, we get that you have a girlfriend ok?!  I am surprised he has any room in his life for anything other than his massive ego.  I find myself gravitating towards the mute button whilst he is on my screen! (Sorry, rant over!)

Anyway, some of the boys headed to Milan to try and book some work and BB headed to Paris for a photo shoot from his new Paris agency.    Shock horror Jay got really drunk and didn’t manage to get signed to an agency.  Jesse wasn’t impressed with his company in Milan saying that Jay is like someone’s troubled younger brother and Rob is like an embarrassing Dad.  I actually kind of agree.

This week’s photo shoot is an action shoot that will involve them having paint thrown on them at the same time.  Jay is told he seems too tired to take part in the shoot so is back to his angry self and Ariella refuses to wear the leotard she is given.  Ocean has to face the same hairdresser that she had a fight with the week before who seem relentlessly petty so it’s good to see her stand up to him.

If this show is going to get better and better, I look forward to seeing it next week.  The weird world of modelling and the random bunch of models in the show are becoming more appealing.  Is it actually getting better or is it just that it’s been a while since we watched any decent reality type TV?  Hmm, I’m not sure…!

Dirty Sexy Things Episode 1: £200 A Month On Underwear?!

Now that Made In Chelsea and Geordie Shore have left our screens I was rather excited to see that a new show was headed our way.  Dirty Sexy Things follows leading fashion photographer Perou and 8 models as they create a collection of photographs for an exhibition.  The show lets us see what the modelling […]

Now that Made In Chelsea and Geordie Shore have left our screens I was rather excited to see that a new show was headed our way.  Dirty Sexy Things follows leading fashion photographer Perou and 8 models as they create a collection of photographs for an exhibition.  The show lets us see what the modelling world is really like and what it is like to live in it.

I don’t know if it was just because it was the first episode but I thought it was a bit of a weird show.  I was waiting for something spectacular to happen and it sadly never did.  As it was the first one they were introducing all the characters: Jesse, BB, Jay, Rob, Ocean, Ariella, Charlotte and Jessye B.  Yes, that’s right someone with the name Ocean!  So the models are introduced to us all and I already have my favourites!  (Charlotte, Jessye B and Jay!)

The others don’t come across very well.  Rob the beefcake seems rather arrogant and we find out that he spends £200 a month on new underwear.  Who on earth needs that many?  What is he doing with them?  Very strange.  Then there is BB which stands for Black Beauty who is trying to juggle careers in both modelling and dancing.  He moans most of the time he is on our screens about having to travel and get up early so he can dance for Alexandra Burke as well as do his modelling.  Sorry but I have no sympathy for you.  If you don’t like it, don’t do it!  Simple as that!

The photo shoot they have to take part in this week is a lingerie shoot outside on the streets of London.  As they run around in their teeny tiny pants, Perou is there in his sunglasses shouting and taking photos and then they all hop back on to their bus almost as if it was a school trip. (But with less clothes!)

I will be intrigued to watch the next episode as I don’t really know what to think after the first one.  I neither hated it nor loved it; it was just a bit bland.  It definitely has potential though so bring on the next episode in which they visit Paris!  Lucky things!!!

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